Going to Eleven- On a Serious Note- More Puppy

Hershey and Kisses

I have been in contact with a number of Societies, and Organizations wishing to curtail the puppy -mill industry and possible practices that may involve owners/breeders and other organizations wishing to retain better adoption and recovery techniques for any type of animal under human care.

I have already established a certain guideline with my own pair of breeding Labradors for any one wishing to adopt and/or re home a pet for varying types of circumstances. Putting these practices to good use is certainly the best way, and separates , legally, the responsibility from breeder/trainer to any new adopter; I am now utilizing this strategy with overwhelming response and agreement with this direction that I have implemented- I am always in communication with potential adopters prior to any potential first -visitors without the intrusion of a persons identity . privacy and security, and maintain a stringent course necessary to insure that any animal is introduced to good and valid locations. I encourage you also to put this into test for vetting this practice into a mandatory practice to anyone wishing to adopt, breed, train or re-home any animal within the United States and law abiding territories:

PLEASE READ AND REMARK OF MY EMAIL COMMUNICATIONS WITH POTENTIAL ADOPTERS

Call this the Sam Walton of puppy adoption and knowing your neighbors that you are dealing with – These techniques are already been utilized throughout the larger metropolitan areas, including shelter and adoption organizations , which will not allow potential adopters to retain an animal with out the mandatory micro chipping being implemented. There are certain occasions and circumstances where you can be assured that the person you are dealing with is a safe and secure method, and arrangements made for the animal to be agreed upon…e.g. Fire, Police, Disabled Veteran, and service members or licensed animal training therapists.

” Thank you for your response
The cost for the puppies will be @ the minimum for these puppies that wish to have families that will train and put them into service for the needy. We are asking a fee for three crucial things after verifying that this is where the puppy will be placed accordingly to the owner 1- The puppies will have their first shots- 2- The puppies will have their de-worming and 3- the puppy will be registered into the data-base for micro chipping as recommended by ASPCA and PETA guidelines. Please read carefully about micro chipping:

” Each year, thousands of pets go missing, and many don’t make it back home. Many pets (especially indoor pets) don’t wear collars or tags. Even if your pet wears a collar and identification tag, collars can break off and tags can become damaged and unreadable, so these forms of identification may not be enough to ensure your pet’s safe return. Your pet needs a form of identification that is reliable and can’t get lost, stolen, or damaged. A microchip is a safe, simple form of identification that can significantly increase the chance that your pet will return safely.
A microchip is about the size and shape of a grain of rice and is placed underneath your pet’s skin between the shoulder blades. Microchip implantation takes only a few minutes and is very safe. Each microchip is unique and carries vital information about your pet—including your name, address, and contact information. When a microchip is implanted, the pet owner is given a registration form to complete. Registering the number on the microchip includes your pet in a national pet recovery database. Veterinary hospitals, animal shelters, and animal control offices across the country are equipped with special electronic scanners that can detect the microchip and read the identification number. If a lost pet is picked up by animal control or found by a good Samaritan and presented to a veterinarian, a quick scan of the microchip reveals the identification number. A toll-free phone call to the pet recovery database alerts the microchip company that a lost pet has been identified. The pet owner can then be contacted and reunited with his or her pet!
Young puppies and kittens can receive microchips, but even if your pet is already an adult, you should consider micro chipping. Even indoor pets can get outside accidentally and get lost, so if you’re relying on other forms of identification, you could be placing your pet at risk. Micro chipping is a safe, effective way to help ensure your pet’s return if the unthinkable happens.” Pine Crest Animal website- Johnson City Tennessee.”……

……..”The name and address of the recipient will be registered to the puppy of choice after these important steps are agreed to and implemented to the proper adopter. It would be up to adopter to make any changes of responsibility if the trainer/adopter wishes to use their information to transfer to the person in need/new adopter- if this is the method and arrangements made. I have to verify, just the total cost from our local vet including perhaps other vet fees, as the cost of the mandatory fees that I received as an estimate of costs from our Vet,@ xx Veterinary on the Hwy, as agreed upon when you come for a visit and make your choice. When you decide to visit, this deposit and arrangements will be with the Vet and additional information from you for registration will always be kept confidential for best safety and security reasons upon agreement. If there is verification and there is an immediate need for any family wishing to adopt, then the housing and re-housing fees will be waived.@ the moment the $xx.00 micro chipping,xx.00 First shot, and x.00 de-worming are mandatory with any arrangement we make with these beautiful puppies for training and release to any families with disabilities. Other costs for non- verifiable adopters will include xx.00 rehousing and adoption. I don’t know, as of yet, if my Vet will charge me for first-time visits s of the date of this e-mail but the deposit will be first used for the initial visit and you will be given a copy of any arrangements we make including, recommending retention and copies of our communication prior to you first visit and arrangements. If you have any further questions or concerns , please feel free to call me during regular business hours, early evenings or by e-mail.

Thank you for you interest and I am looking forward to more communications with you,”

Please read carefully and do not be ignorant toward the activation for micro chipping any animal for adoption- The talk has been that any of these strategies are too costly to be implemented; yet if these items are too costly for any potential adopter, then they are unlikely candidates for any adoption. We are @ least must make it more cost effective but a stringent guidelines for anyone wishing to take RESPONSIBILITY for ANY animal.

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I thought I quit writing; now- The Collage of Puppy- Going to Eleven

Going to Eleven

Going to Eleven

COMING SOON! EVEN IN REAL TIME, IF I GET ANY- As transmitted via e-mail response to a Potential adopter:

[XX]ndy,
“The Blonde puppy, I am now calling ‘Whitey’ (which in using the naming of this masculine canine specimen is probably one of those Native American underlying psychosis of mine) is still here. Did I mention to you that,  barring any National Endowment for the Arts rejection letter, I am thinking of making these e-mail transmission into a giant collage as only square-footage will permit, and of course City and County ordinances….lol I just posted a -Coming soon on my blog page- Once again- Not really another cheap ploy to get you and [XX]ran to read my stuff…….juuuuust information……lol-“
Really-  I apologize  

[XX]ck 

423.xxx.xxxx

https://eqquesz.wordpress.com

This email may contain confidential / privileged information and is intended, solely for the use of the named recipient(s). If you are not the intended recipient you may not disclose, copy, distribute or retain any part of this message or attachments. If you have received this e-mail in error please notify the sender immediately via e-mail.

I think they want ‘Whitey’ reeel Baaaad, yes?
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Hershey and Kisses’ First Litter

Big Boy- White/ Blonde

Big Boy- White/ Blonde

Chocolate Lab trait, like Dad

Chocolate Lab trait, like Dad

Hershey and Kisses

Looks Like Momma

Looks Like Momma

After all the wait and anxiety from my two Big Dogs- ‘Hershey Gravy’ and ‘Kisses Curly’- The mood around the house has been filled with , let’s say, the smell of dog coupling throughout the breezy winter, spring, and early morning dew. Our two very sneaky/ pacing, team of Labradors were wanting out all the time, instead of just one, always wanting to stay in; stained blankeys and supplies, like the couches floors and bedding; at the same time, we experienced unexpected dog porn scenes while watching ‘Gun-smoke’ episode S2-E3. Unfortunately, there is a down side with the loads of humor steaming in this blog, Our first Pup ‘Otto Gruber’, (or ‘rude dog’- for,’gruber’) (Dachshund) who lost his companion ‘Heidi Hilda’ (Resting- as posted ) was starting to challenge Hershey, and was attacked by both, ‘Hershey’ and ‘Kisses’ . This happened on a few occasions unexpectedly, and my Daughter had to take him in to her home, after a few weeks of recovery My grandson and Otto have always been best buddies, too. {(Read next story)I think Remy might just be a singer/vocalist in the waiting}. He is doing well with the exception of other family, friends and neighbors whining, trying to bargain ‘Otto’ to their homes; @ the same time the idle threats are reminding me from old band members that were remarking to ‘Otto’ that, he would be @ their house when my back was turned (get over it)- ‘Otto’ was any Rock Star’s Dream-dog, because it would freak our old Vocalist out while we were playing, and he was ‘vocalizing’ -that Otto would sit or stand right in front of him and watch the whole time- and as loud as he and the band was, ‘Otto’ was Hinckle’s best ‘pit’ fan. After going through a few songs you would think ‘Otto’ would have left, or was afraid- but, no, like the groupy/want to be-singer/drummer (why don’t bass players do this) he was there- right in front – and staring @ YOU…..after the set, it was Hinckle that had to leave….. I will be going through two carpet/couch cleanings (with one scheduled today as of post time EST), ripped Berber, pieces cardboard, toilet paper, rolls, now {(I need another case of ‘TP’) reminder}. I am practicing more and more on the words, “Ouch”, “NO”; phrases e.g. “Get away from there”, “Don’t chew that!” and sighing expressions of “Awwwww”….coupled with the, under the breath, release, “not again”…….Again…….. approximately and mathematically calculated x(11)(3y)times 3/24(7t)(11y) I am certain. (I need MIT for this one thing and where are they now?)Yes, up to the time that I will never forget because, I couldn’t help it, with ‘Kisses’, physically dropping the first puppy right where I have my morning coffee, and vying for a under- the -desk- whelping station, I knew I had to do something, like put her in the 35 dollars w/ tax and gas- baby pool we had planned….it took two puppies for ‘Kisses’ to understand that she could just go ahead and have them on ‘Hershey’s’ bed. I wanted to take another breath wondering how many she was going to have, or, in other words, basic math, with a waiting room and five or six hours counting to 11- which by the way, is a perfect ‘Rock Star’ number, too. ‘Hershey’ and ‘Kisses’ took it to the level only Rock Stars have to pay for in the custom shop ta get, and in Rock Star fashion- I am now the Cleaning man and biggest fan. Now who wants a puppy!? Expect the above, plus the next list of what to expect and give to a beautiful Labrador: abrasions, big butts, bites;bruises, clanging,clinging;clumsy,eating, feedings; fondling (I mean you);finding, grouping, growling; grinding,gashes,howling, hugging (puppy stage), I’s? (There is no ‘Team’ in the word “I” if you are married, and it’s supposed to be the other way around, and I still don’t know what she means by that, but, she got me with that one)’J’ for “Jonesing’ for a break, Plenty of Kisses…..do you see where I am getting @? I have freaking a list of ‘Qs’ and ‘X’s’ now ….to which by the other way is the way you pronounce ‘Eqquesz’ These puppies need the MOST of your time for @ least one whole YEAR, and if you are always on the road, out of the house, don’t have room for these dogs to run @ maximum speed and jumping radius’s….THESE DOGS ARE NOT FOR YOU. Recommends: Kissing your furniture, clean carpet, (cause ya won’t kiss the dirty) and sock and towels goodbye, before adopting. (and that is the fun part) By the time they are given your time and attention- You will never have a BETTER COMPANION- Hell, there are some people that you wouldn’t want to have to associate with THEM, go figure…Folks say this incident will probably happen more than 11 more time during our BIG Babies’s lives- What do you call me then, because just now I am a PUPAW, and my wife is the MUPAW…I think?

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ADVERTISING AND SUPPLEMENTS

BBQ Flavor and Tex Mex Coming Soon

BBQ Flavor and Tex Mex Coming Soon

Since the commercials have been bombarding you with the new forms of supplements and vitamins from other sources of plant and scrub/brush materials from Japan, Saipan, Vietnam, or the Deep-Wooded Jungle trenches of South America- We would like to introduce, to new group members, the real diet that some of those in those Snake and Feline man- eating areas of the unprotected world would drag an American baby on a slow Boat to China, slow roast, and patty cake dumplings, to eat, or make into Tablet form- It’s the American Life Supplements that I am talking about; there is going to be a new set of flavors, too. – BBQ, and Tex-Mex flavored coming soon.

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For A very Serious Note to Mom- Read your Bible Daily

Read Your Bible Daily

Read Your Bible Daily

Today marks another great year in History that we can all learn from the Holy Scripture about A most important Event in History- Jesus and His disciples were gathered around a very intimate night for remembrance, and this Occasion all of Jehovah’s witnesses of the earth gather to be invited- Thank you to a Faithful and Discreet Slave , yes, this slave, who willingly does the deeds chosen by God and the remnant of followers. Nissan 14 was a great day in History to remember Jesus a great Teacher ; a truth seeker; a vivid spokesman to what all mankind has seen from the birth of our own Mothers- This @ last a generation, a great day.

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The Hitler Tea Pot – Now – With a Bell.

The Hitler Tea Pot is Still Around;  and on Sale-  Now

The Hitler Tea Pot is Still Around; and on Sale- Now

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Heads Will Roll- Another Bad Toy Idea

Heads and Hips Will roll

Heads and Hips Will roll

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Worst Toy – Ever

Worst Marketing- Bad Idea altogether- Someone can't find their head on this one.

Worst Marketing- Bad Idea altogether- Someone can’t find their head on this one.

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Start Your Baby Out Slow

#HippoButt

Try starting out your baby Slow when choosing their Picante Sauce.

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再見- LNKD STOCKS TANKING TODAY DOWNGRADE EXPECTED

the obvious

I changed my mind- LINKEDIN is now becoming a STONE in my SHOE- Ich änderte meine Geist-LINKEDIN wird jetzt ein Stein in meiner SHOE- 私はLinkedInのは、今私の靴の中STONEになってきている私のmind-を変更- 我改變了我的mind- LinkedIn的石頭現在已經成為在我的鞋-BYE BYE- バイバイ- 再見

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