Tag Archives: NBC

ANSWERING SPAM RATHER THAN YOUR MOM’S PHONECALLS AND EMAILS

To Adrianna 10-45  RE: Hey- Adraianna – Aren’t you glad hey’s are for horses, and this is probably what your face looks like, let alone juicy stuff spraed all over it, and me going to your stuipid site and paying … Continue reading

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TMZ Has your Gossip Covered

TMZ Has your Gossip Covered Oh Mommy daddy won’t buy me a Porsche so I can show my friends,  TOO!

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THANK YOU GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN

THANK YOU GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN The dopes didn’t get what they wanted. Now, Go back home to where ever you came from white man- This is Native American land

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Sea Hag Tries to Wash Up.

NO- Folks – You can never get a SEA HAG clean with Sea Water-Barney- I think I would rather go underwater Polliwog hunting in the nude.

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MCDONALD’S HAS HUGE RECALL ON BEEF

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Great one- From the Buzzfeed

Great one- From the Buzzfeed Demographic- 16-21 group – ABC, BUTT, CBS, CNN, COMPUTER, FUNNY, HIPPO, MAD, MOM,NBC, POLITICS, SEX, STUPID, TECHNOLOGY, USA, WINDOWS, XXX, YOUR MOM,BUZZFEED, – http://www.buzzfeed.com/alannaokun/solutions-you-wish-youd-thought-of-first?utm_source=Triggermail&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Buzzfeed&utm_campaign=BuzzFeed%20Today%20v2.3

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Yes- There are Video Labrador(s)

Our Video Labrador(s) are watching your Mom having a warm shower with someone who is NOT your Dad. Oooops!  Hershey – Bad dog, Where’s Kisses?

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Known Facts about your MOM-

Dads in, and out everywhere from Afghanistan to Iraq and up to Zimbabwe, but Mommy is with the Gardner, Butler, Driver, Grocery Clerk, etc [(or fill in the blanks) pun intended] …RIGHT NOW….you better call her NOW to stop it!

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I saw HER today.

Cuttin Coupons and saving  tons of cash for that extra money she’s hiding from ….you know who, for you know what. (sperm donor) No He never looks at the receipts, but she sure does tell people how much the groceries … Continue reading

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LOOK @ YOUR KEYBOARDS

LOOK @ YOUR KEYBOARDS- Take Out the Letter ‘i’ between ‘T’ and ‘P’- Out comes another Dumb @ss

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